good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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