he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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