I like my sex mixed with concussions.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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