Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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