She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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