i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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