we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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