It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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