Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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