Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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