Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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