Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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