So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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