I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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