Whoa Z and x make the same sound
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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