I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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