video games are the ultimate cock blocker
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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