I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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