No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
