i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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