cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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