On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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