just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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