I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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