So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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