redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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