OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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