She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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