god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
