STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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