Dual....:-)
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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