He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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