Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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