Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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