Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
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I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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