Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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