just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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