I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Goodnight sugar queer
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
pop tarts are not kleenex
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...