I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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