I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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