Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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