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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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