Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
