I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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