Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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