shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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