btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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