no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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