I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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