When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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