Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
There's always time for handjobs
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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