HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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