Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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