dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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